The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
How many people did you run over?
the important thing is that she didn’t miss the episode
priorities.
(Source: legendaryjbiebs)
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
(Source: spacecamps)
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
ilikethewayyourhandfitsinmine:
ilikethewayyourhandfitsinmine:
What do a rabbit and a grape have in common?
They’re both purple, except for the rabbit
no when you squeeze them their insides come out all squishy
(Source: overhumor)
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
So there’s this guy that dresses up like a vintage safari explorer and drives his kids around in a giant banana car back in my hometown…
i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet
